Portable Air Conditioning in a can

What better way to avoid sweating buckets than using this can of portable air conditioning spray? Each bottle consists of flammable ethanol and a myriad of other compounds that offer instant relief from the heat. All you need to do is spray it on your clothes and you’ll feel as if you’ve stepped into Winter Wonderland. At $5 a pop, they aren’t exactly expensive and would make a great portable tool for those who are constantly on the go in their suits. Environmentalists might cry foul though, since this would mean more trash to clean up, not to mention aiding the ongoing global warming crisis.